{"id":1138,"date":"2008-06-06T18:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/06\/big-brother-9-the-circus-has-come-to-town"},"modified":"2008-06-06T18:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T18:42:00","slug":"big-brother-9-the-circus-has-come-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=1138","title":{"rendered":"Big Brother 9 &#8211; The Circus Has Come To Town!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    Oh, my Lord. Another fantastic array of bimbos, himbos, nerds, geeks and freaks have &#8220;gone in&#8221; for the summer.<\/p>\n<p \/>Here&#8217;s the rundown:<\/p>\n<p \/>Dennis<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http3bpblogspot_iodhd\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http3bpblogspot_iodhd-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>Camp as! Is a dancer (supposedly). Reminds me of an ugly, fat version of Rufus Wainwright. Oh man, this guy thinks he is SO all that! The man is a troll!<\/p>\n<p \/>Darnell<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http4bpblogspot_mpgnq\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http4bpblogspot_mpgnq-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>Brit born, but grew up in America. Albino. Has been arrested 5 times (like it&#8217;s something to brag about) and never watched Big Brother (reportedly). Despite being albino looks really simian. And he is WHITE, I mean REAL WHITE. When he stands next to the rest of the housemates, woah! So far, the only interesting thing about him seems to be his albino-ness.<\/p>\n<p \/>Dale<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http4bpblogspot_xscgq\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http4bpblogspot_xscgq-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>A true knob! The man said in his VT and I quote &#8220;If there is fanny in the house, I&#8217;ll nail it&#8221;! Eeeewwww, repulsive little sh!t! Gives himself 10\/10 for looks (dream on buddy) but 4\/10 for generosity &#8211; no shit Sherlock! Four is probably scaling it up a bit!<\/p>\n<p \/>Kathreya (pronounced without the H, so Kat_reya)<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http3bpblogspot_abaoz\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http3bpblogspot_abaoz-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>Calls herself the &#8220;Cookie monster&#8221; as she LOVES cookies. Very bubbly, but kinda infectious. Wants to have her gravestone made of cookies so her family can eat it(!) Originally from Thailand, moved to the UK 7 years ago. A bit Little Britain Ting Tong Macadangdang.<\/p>\n<p \/>Luke<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http2bpblogspot_dhkxr\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http2bpblogspot_dhkxr-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>20 and a politics student. Knob, but in a different way to Dale, geeky knob. Sexually ambiguous, he likes wearing suits, especially ones he&#8217;s bought from ASDA (discount supermarket chain owned by Wal-mart).<\/p>\n<p \/>Mario (real name Shaun)<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http4bpblogspot_cjpng\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http4bpblogspot_cjpng-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>The whole (real name, Shaun) tickles me. Why not just BE Shaun?! He is a serial TV whore. Been on more audience participation shows than you can shake a stick at. Been described by BB fans as looking like a cross between Joey from Friends and Sylvester Stallone. The oldest member of the house at 42. Entered the house with his gf Lisa.<\/p>\n<p \/>Michael<\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http2bpblogspot_ejzpg\" height=\"102\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/06\/media_http2bpblogspot_ejzpg-scaled500.jpg?w=182\" width=\"182\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>Token disabled guy. Was partially blind from the age of 8, been totally blind for the last 10 years. Not sure how he&#8217;ll cope in the house and does appear to have a totally unintentional direct way with people. I think he might get himself into trouble\/arguments.<\/p>\n<p \/>There are nine other housemates, most of the female and are either chavs, bimbos or chimbos and I can&#8217;t be bothered wasting time on them all. The ones I&#8217;ve mentioned are the &#8220;stand-outs&#8221; for me.<\/p>\n<p \/>Anyway, I&#8217;ve spent more time on this than I planned to and I doubt I&#8217;ll be watching any more of it, so that&#8217;ll probably be your lot. I&#8217;d like to watch it&#8230;just for some reason I cannot really fathom. But most of them are SO wafer thin (not as in physically but mentally), I doubt I&#8217;ll be able to bring myself to do it. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"posterous_download_image\" src=\"\" height=\"1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, my Lord. Another fantastic array of bimbos, himbos, nerds, geeks and freaks have &#8220;gone in&#8221; for the summer. Here&#8217;s the rundown: Dennis Camp as! Is a dancer (supposedly). Reminds me of an ugly, fat version of Rufus Wainwright. Oh man, this guy thinks he is SO all that! The man is a troll! Darnell &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=1138\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Big Brother 9 &#8211; The Circus Has Come To Town!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,70,84,91,136,270,311,327],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-britian","tag-celebrity","tag-comedy","tag-culture","tag-general-interest","tag-reviews","tag-television","tag-uk"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}