{"id":1262,"date":"2008-04-04T06:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T06:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/04\/we-bought-a-new-4-slice-toaster-earlier-today"},"modified":"2008-04-04T06:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T06:52:00","slug":"we-bought-a-new-4-slice-toaster-earlier-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=1262","title":{"rendered":"We bought a new 4 slice toaster earlier today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t had a toaster in about 2 or 3 years. Anyway, we tested it tonight and the damn thing doesn&#8217;t work properly! It has 2 independent controls so it can do 2 slices without heating all 4 elements. One side works, the other side pops the bread back up after 5 seconds. . .every time, all the time! Damn modern appliances!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t had a toaster in about 2 or 3 years. Anyway, we tested it tonight and the damn thing doesn&#8217;t work properly! It has 2 independent controls so it can do 2 slices without heating all 4 elements. One side works, the other side pops the bread back up after 5 seconds. . .every &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=1262\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We bought a new 4 slice toaster earlier today.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[125,283,309],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-food","tag-shopping","tag-technology"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}