{"id":2380,"date":"2011-09-20T13:01:33","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T12:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/?p=2380"},"modified":"2011-09-20T13:01:33","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T12:01:33","slug":"bee-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=2380","title":{"rendered":"Bee Nightmare."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was that time of year again for another awfully realistic bee nightmare.<\/p>\n<p>Again (as it usually is with my bee nightmares), I was in Australia with my mum.<\/p>\n<p>One bee flew directly at me and ended up caught in the end corner of my right eye. I was in absolute hysteria! It got caught right at the point I was closing my eye, so it was wedged in my eyelid but hadn&#8217;t stung me yet. My mum kept saying to me &#8220;try and to open your eye! I need you to open your eye so I can try and get hold if it!<\/p>\n<p>But I couldn&#8217;t open my eye. I was SO petrified that if I opened my eye, it would sting my eye ball.<\/p>\n<p>At this point in the nightmare, as if I didn&#8217;t have enough to contend with, a second bee decided to fly into my right ear.<\/p>\n<p>The combination of the two frightened me so much, that I woke up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I woke up with the feeling of a bee caught in my eye and in my ear. It was absolutely awful. And just recounting it is giving me heart palpitations and making me want to be sick.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m NEVER going to get over my <a title=\"Apiphobia - fear of bees\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fear_of_bees\">apiphobia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was that time of year again for another awfully realistic bee nightmare. Again (as it usually is with my bee nightmares), I was in Australia with my mum. One bee flew directly at me and ended up caught in the end corner of my right eye. I was in absolute hysteria! It got caught &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=2380\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bee Nightmare.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103,117,216,235,347],"class_list":["post-2380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-dreams","tag-family","tag-nightmares","tag-phobias","tag-wildlife"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}