{"id":2661,"date":"2012-05-08T13:02:24","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T12:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2012-05-08T13:02:24","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T12:02:24","slug":"the-new-love-of-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=2661","title":{"rendered":"The New Love Of My Life."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/20120508-130131.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/20120508-130131.jpg\" alt=\"20120508-130131.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes. It has FINALLY happened. I have fulfilled all Apple consumerists dreams and have gotten myself a New iPad (I added a capital to the word &#8220;new&#8221; as that is how the most current version of the iPad has been branded, the New iPad &#8211; as opposed to iPad 3). Notice how I am also using the term *I*? That&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve pretty much seized ownership of it since *we* (and I use that word loosely) got it! Lol.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve had it for a week now, and it wouldn&#8217;t be much of an exaggeration to say I&#8217;m in love with it, want to marry it, and possible have its babies \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>What else can I say about it? Nothing, really. As you all probably had an iPad before me &#8211; but I&#8217;ve got a THREE!!! Na na na na na naaaar!! Lol.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m not petty or shallow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes. It has FINALLY happened. I have fulfilled all Apple consumerists dreams and have gotten myself a New iPad (I added a capital to the word &#8220;new&#8221; as that is how the most current version of the iPad has been branded, the New iPad &#8211; as opposed to iPad 3). Notice how I am also &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=2661\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The New Love Of My Life.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}