{"id":516,"date":"2009-07-27T23:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/27\/stoopid-fings"},"modified":"2009-07-27T23:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T23:09:00","slug":"stoopid-fings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Stoopid Fings!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    Two little things that came to my attention today when I got my replacement Acer. The first one, FROM Acer&#8217;s guides&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_httpfarm4static_whjhv\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/media_httpfarm4static_whjhv-scaled500.jpg?w=300\" width=\"500\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>Honestly! If you&#8217;re going to hold a laptop like that, you deserve to jam your fingers!<\/p>\n<p \/>In case the writing&#8217;s a little small to read, it says &#8220;Please do not hold the Aspire one as shown, as this may injure your fingers when closing the cover.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>The other was this statement of the obvious &#8211; or is it?? Take note of the quotations&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_httpfarm3static_cidxu\" height=\"477\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/media_httpfarm3static_cidxu-scaled500.jpg?w=300\" width=\"500\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>Really? Oh, shitting hell! That was going to be my tea for tonight! But seeing as it &#8220;is&#8221; in quotes, can I eat it anyway? LOL<\/p>\n<p \/>STOOPID!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"posterous_download_image\" src=\"\" height=\"1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two little things that came to my attention today when I got my replacement Acer. The first one, FROM Acer&#8217;s guides&#8230; Honestly! If you&#8217;re going to hold a laptop like that, you deserve to jam your fingers! In case the writing&#8217;s a little small to read, it says &#8220;Please do not hold the Aspire one &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=516\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stoopid Fings!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,143,188,239],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-acer","tag-guides","tag-manuals","tag-pictures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}