{"id":52,"date":"2006-12-08T16:05:22","date_gmt":"2006-12-08T16:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/2006\/12\/08\/tis-the-season\/"},"modified":"2006-12-08T16:05:22","modified_gmt":"2006-12-08T16:05:22","slug":"tis-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Tis The Season&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To be sad maybe? Sad as in &#8220;I have no life!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I really do look forward to this time of year, although heaven knows why! I live thousands of miles away from my immediate family. My partner is not exactly in what you would describe as a &#8220;close-knit&#8221; family. We have LESS than no money (we exist primarily on credit cards). I could go on, but I&#8217;ll only depress myself. Does the Christmas period account for more suicides than any other time of the year? If it does, I can well understand why. Despite all that&#8230;I&#8217;m STILL looking forward to it!! I&#8217;m a freak, I know!<\/p>\n<p><strong>OK, here is why: The Pros&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lovely food! I like to spoil me and Em at this time of year. Usually that would mean some M&amp;S food as well, but probably not this time. What it will mean is roast dinners, chestnuts (the best nuts on the planet), deserts, alcohol and lots of warmth.<\/p>\n<p>Presents&#8230;when you can afford them. We don&#8217;t really do gifts for each other much these days, but rather splash out on a big joint gift. Last year it was a Freeview box with recordable hard drive of 40gb. This year it has been jumping up to a 26&#8243; LCD TV. But I still love getting little personal gifts.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas TV. A chance to see all your favourite old movies and lots of Xmas specials. It&#8217;s a dead time for Australian TV, but absolutely prime in the UK. I suppose it&#8217;s the weather that makes it that way.<\/p>\n<p>The chance of snow at Xmas!<\/p>\n<p>New Year&#8230;an excuse to p!ss up! And have lots of prayers that the New Year will be a better one for all.<\/p>\n<p>The Embassy World Darts in the New Year!!! I LOVE IT! It&#8217;s like WWF, but darts! I love the &#8220;walk-on&#8217;s&#8221;, they are brilliant! My two favourites are Ted Hankey, who dresses up as Dracula (he has a darts nickname &#8211; The Count), cape and all, with spooky music and sounds playing (he even has the receding hairline &#8211; but not a widow&#8217;s peak, it&#8217;s too far gone) and he picks out plastic bats from under his cape and throws them into the crowd &#8211; it&#8217;s pure pantomime!!! My other fave is Martin &#8220;Wolfie&#8221; Adams. He comes out to Duran Duran&#8217;s Hungry Like The Wolf and howls and the crowd howls back!! I assume he&#8217;s called Wolfie &#8216;cos he has a lot of facial hair?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The cons&#8230; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We feel compelled to buy presents.<\/p>\n<p>We have to worry about decorations. Normally I&#8217;m the first to put them up, but I haven&#8217;t got a tree up yet. I&#8217;d love a fibre optic tree, but money dictates.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t really be with the ones you love&#8230;or you are forced to spend time with family&#8230;depending on which side you look at it. I haven&#8217;t had a Christmas with my family for 8 years now.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s probably actually TOO much to watch on TV.<\/p>\n<p>No snow and just horrible, cold, wet weather.<\/p>\n<p>Running out of some kind of foodstuff and having to go to the supermarket on Xmas eve! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh<\/p>\n<p>Sending cards by snail mail.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you getting into the spirit, here are my two fave Christmas songs&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube=http:\/\/youtu.be\/P8Ozdqzjigg]<\/p>\n<p>[youtube=http:\/\/youtu.be\/DiXjbI3kRus]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To be sad maybe? Sad as in &#8220;I have no life!&#8221; I really do look forward to this time of year, although heaven knows why! I live thousands of miles away from my immediate family. My partner is not exactly in what you would describe as a &#8220;close-knit&#8221; family. We have LESS than no money &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=52\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8216;Tis The Season&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[77,201,283,309,311,327,337],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-christmas","tag-music","tag-shopping","tag-technology","tag-television","tag-uk","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}