{"id":722,"date":"2009-01-22T18:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T18:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/22\/omg-you-dirty-girl"},"modified":"2009-01-22T18:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T18:48:00","slug":"omg-you-dirty-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=722","title":{"rendered":"OMG &#8211; You DIRTY Girl!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    I think I might have ringworm! I was thinking in my mind it was SO much worse than it is. Thank goodness it&#8217;s only another kind of fungal infection. I was thinking I had some kind of horrible lurgy.<\/p>\n<p \/>I didn&#8217;t even know anything was wrong until Em was looking at me funny yesterday. She was looking at my left side and I was like &#8220;WHAT!!! What is it?!&#8221; She said, &#8220;you have a mark on your neck&#8221;. I was like &#8220;Have I? What&#8217;s it look like?&#8221; She said, &#8220;Like a red circle.&#8221; &#8220;Shit! Get me a mirror so I can have a look.&#8221; And sure enough, there was a red circle on the left side of my neck. &#8220;Great&#8221; I said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve probably got ringworm!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>I haven&#8217;t had it confirmed but I&#8217;m pretty sure it is. Here&#8217;s a pic of it.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http3bpblogspot_gdajs\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/media_http3bpblogspot_gdajs-scaled500.jpg?w=300\" width=\"400\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>Pretty, hah? Man, I&#8217;m a minger&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"posterous_download_image\" src=\"\" height=\"1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I might have ringworm! I was thinking in my mind it was SO much worse than it is. Thank goodness it&#8217;s only another kind of fungal infection. I was thinking I had some kind of horrible lurgy. I didn&#8217;t even know anything was wrong until Em was looking at me funny yesterday. She &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=722\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;OMG &#8211; You DIRTY Girl!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,148,239],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-family","tag-health","tag-pictures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}