{"id":879,"date":"2008-10-11T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larelle.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/11\/dude-wheres-my-bra"},"modified":"2008-10-11T00:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T00:47:00","slug":"dude-wheres-my-bra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=879","title":{"rendered":"Dude, Where&#8217;s My Bra?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    We&#8217;ve hired a car for the weekend. And while Em was off collecting it, I was having a shower. Once I got out the shower, I was getting dressed. I went to my underwear draw to get my best bra, but oh, my bra wasn&#8217;t in the draw? No matter, I thought, it must be around here somewhere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>I searched in EVERY place feasible to no avail. I was starting to get flustered. IT&#8217;S MY BEST BRA! I&#8217;ve only had it a few months. I had some not very suitable &#8220;back up&#8221; bras &#8211; one too small for me, the other with a hook that had snapped. <\/p>\n<p \/>Well I had no choice, so I wore the one with the about to bust hook.<\/p>\n<p \/>I have a ritual, see. I don&#8217;t wear my bras when I&#8217;m at home. It&#8217;s a thing I got from my mum. It just helps to lengthen the life of the bra. So, when I *do* go out and wear my bra, when I come home, I take it off. I normally leave it on the end of the bed to &#8220;air off&#8221; a while, then put it back in my underwear draw later. The last time I wore it was about a week ago (yes, I go out that often). I remember coming home, taking it off and draping it on the end of the bed, and then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;VE LOST MY BRA!!!!<\/p>\n<p \/>Have you seen it?<\/p>\n<p \/>On to the car. We&#8217;d planned a trip to Cambridge and then perhaps Whipsnade Zoo the next day. But I think we&#8217;ll change tack to Hitchin tomorrow and then perhaps a trip to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sheprethwildlifepark.co.uk\/index.html\">Shepreth<\/a> on Sunday. <\/p>\n<p \/>We&#8217;ve spent a bit of dosh today, spoiling Chrissy and myself. I&#8217;ve got an early birthday present.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http2bpblogspot_fwinf\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/media_http2bpblogspot_fwinf-scaled500.jpg?w=300\" width=\"400\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>As for Chris, these are her spoils&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http2bpblogspot_clveh\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/media_http2bpblogspot_clveh-scaled500.jpg?w=300\" width=\"400\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_http4bpblogspot_icjbb\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/larelle.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/10\/media_http4bpblogspot_icjbb-scaled500.jpg?w=300\" width=\"400\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p \/>Thanks to Ikea for Chrissy&#8217;s things.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"posterous_download_image\" src=\"\" height=\"1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve hired a car for the weekend. And while Em was off collecting it, I was having a shower. Once I got out the shower, I was getting dressed. I went to my underwear draw to get my best bra, but oh, my bra wasn&#8217;t in the draw? No matter, I thought, it must be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/?p=879\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dude, Where&#8217;s My Bra?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[234,239,283,347],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-pets","tag-pictures","tag-shopping","tag-wildlife"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larelleread.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}