Stoopid Fings!

Two little things that came to my attention today when I got my replacement Acer. The first one, FROM Acer’s guides…

Honestly! If you’re going to hold a laptop like that, you deserve to jam your fingers!

In case the writing’s a little small to read, it says “Please do not hold the Aspire one as shown, as this may injure your fingers when closing the cover.”

The other was this statement of the obvious – or is it?? Take note of the quotations…

Really? Oh, shitting hell! That was going to be my tea for tonight! But seeing as it “is” in quotes, can I eat it anyway? LOL

STOOPID!